I will now post ever week on Monday. Anyway, I have been thinking Ihave been yapping and yapping about zombies, but never really defined them. The reson for it is there have been no zombies outbreaks (despite what Max brooks says). You can’t define what no one has seen. Max brooks zombie’s can live with out air. 28 Days Later can run really fast. Dead Rising are slow as hell. So we must prepare for the worst kind of zombies, if they can jump over a bus and run 50 mph we all are screwed,but we must try to be prepared for any kind of zombies. Now here’s a question for you. What would you do if you saw 50 super fast underwater living, jumping school bus zombies? Post your answer in the comments below, and the 3 best of the worst will be in my new post. The worst 3 of the worst will also be posted.
Theres a new guy October 4, 2009
One of my friends wanted to help me with this blog so i added him as a contributor so some posts may look different they my posts.
Where to hold up October 4, 2009
Hi its me again with where to hold up in a zombie invasion. First, A 1 story house. A two story is much better because you can run upstairs and destroy the stairs. 1 Story houses are poor for a zombie hide out. Next Walgreen, there ok not the best poor defense, but it does have foods and water wich is a big plus. Now small store, i Don’t recormend a small store for a permanent base. If you need a base fast then use a small store but make sure that it has the roll up gate things. Now the big stuff, Malls, they suck as a base. They have way to many entries, and how many people are in mall on average. tons of people = tons of zombie. Hospital….People think that the zombies are sick.Sick people go to the hospital. Then ever one there gets turn into a zombie, so dont ever go to a hospital unless you need medical supplies bad. Walmarts are probably the best place i can think of right now, the one thing i can think of that is bad is that almost every one will go to walmart.
Weapons October 1, 2009
Sorry i forgot to post yesterday I was very busy. Anyway today im going to talk about weapons. First every the chainsaw, every think it’s a zombie killing machine.Its not, 1. too much noise 2.it requaries fuel 3. blood goes flying everywhere and i mean everywhere. Next up is bolt action rifles. They are very good for snipers, but other than that its basically much useless.Semi atuo rifles, M1 grand, carbine and other guns like that. There ok, they dont wast a lot of ammo and if you know how to use one you can get a kill per shot.Next is shotguns, there ok if you have pump action,Semi-automatic,and maybe lever action. it takes a while to reload but if you have people backing you up. They suck at long rang unless you have…bird shot i think it is. Pistols, my favorite their small and they are just perfect. Thats about all i can think of, i add more if i think of any
Cod: WaW and L4D September 26, 2009
Left 4 Dead teaches people the importance of staying together. If you stray away from the group, you risk getting caught and eaten by a special infected which you simply can’t handle on your own. I think Nazi Zombies is a bit better in the whole stay together thing, though. There isn’t any SI, just normal eatin’ brains and gnawing at your flesh zombies… who happen to be Nazi’s. The idea of staying together is important, if you want to survive that is. If anyone ever says “Let’s split up,” punch them in the face. They probably think that zombies are slow. Well, zombies like to swarm like motherfucking bees. So stick together or die. A group with 4-6 is a good size. A small community with a semi-permanent base (nothing is ever permanent) should be about 20-100 depending on the size of the base. Food & ammo & where to hold out will all be covered in a different post.
Quick note: September 25, 2009
I’ll probably post every other day unless something irks me to the bone and I must tell the interwebs of it immediately!
Max Brooks and a kitty trap. September 24, 2009
For the love of God, Max Brooks is a retard. People need to stop taking his book so seriously like it’s from the fucking discovery channel. I mean for Gods sake “zombies can swim and survive forever in water,” I mean WTF, because you know, those things don’t need oxygen or anything. Some of his stuff is good, but some of it is complete bullshit. Anyway it’s my first post and I’m already movies, Max Brooks. *sigh* Also, machetes, no matter what he says they are not good. Blood will fly and get into open wounds or your eyes, and they will get stuck. A crowbar is ok, it’s a great tool and a kinda good weapon. Anyway I’ve been meaning to make a blog for a while. I MEAN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU USE A GOD DAMMED CAT FOR A FUCKING TRAP WTF, Max Brooks, sometimes even you impress me. In his book he wrote about a trap and one of them was using a cat as bait. ….anyway hope you enjoy my blog.
